Proud of Britain.

What makes you Proud of Britain ? What makes you want to raise the ire of Empire, with a firm heart, a steady hand, and a carefully folded copy of the Daily Mail?

What? Well, you should give a shit! Pride is sweeping the nation. It's spreading to all coasts. It's reaching Perfection. Even traitorous Bolsheviks can't get enough of it.

Here are just a few of the many wonderful gifts that Britain has given to the world.

The English Character.

Peace and security .

Pie and mash.

A warm welcome.

Plenty for all.


And now, behold the glory!


A refined gene pool.


Stout commentary.


World-beating pop music.


Ding dong!


Great world leaders.


Chas n Dave


Thoughtful commentary.


The British pub.


A fine ambassador for Britain in the world.


Cool Brittania.


Vigilant news reporting.


Classic fiction.


The rule of law.

Yes, indeed! Britain - the cradle of democracy, the rolling green fields, the caramel-coloured lumps of horseshit, the nuns riding on bicycles through the mist, the stiff upper lip, the sphinctre that haunts Europe! God Bless these sainted shores!